As you all know, we are always willing to help the fine members of Victoria's Police force.
Tony Mokbel is on the run. And while we have no real idea where he is, we think we can assist the police and members of the public apprehend this dangerous criminal.
He is a master of disguise, so we've prepared some deadly accurate photoshop renditions of likely disguises he will use. For contrast, you can see the originals and then see just how clever he is:
And now, with a simple pair of glasses and moustache- he's an ordinary bloke again!
Incredible n'est pas?
Of course, as Tony lives in a fantasy land, he might just use that in his favour:
Arrrr me hearties, I've no idea who this lubber Mokbel is, to be sure arrrr!!
Note the attention to detail: the hat, the patch, the shirt and a bird. His own mother would not recognise him. Nor would she want to.
Lastly, you need to understand, gentle reader, that Tony may just indulge some of his personal depravations as part of his getaway. It pains us, but we must present the facts as they stand:
I...I...I...I.. like you verrrry much
Please- report his whereabouts. And if you do see him, please do not approach. He has been on the run a few days now and is likely to be very hungry.